this may be the most perfect combination of items i have ever had the chance to witness. as you can see, it is a mangled birthday cake sitting on what looks like a puddle of urine, and a pile of dog shit. think about the messages being sent here. an image of sweetness and fun times and laughter and presents and the surprise on the office manager's face when we presented the last cake in the market basket bakery case to her, combined with a pile of dog shit. a pile. i love the way that this is described. it isn't a mound or a collection. it isn't just "dog shit." it's too small to be a heap and too large to be "a touch." it is a pile. a pile of dog shit.
so, here we are. happy birthday to anyone who wants a half-eaten birthday cake sitting in a puddle of urine next to a pile of dog shit.
wait a minute. i just had a thought. what if this cake was for a dog. a dog's birthday. this cake was presented to a dog in honor of it's birthday. and what did that dog do? it was so excited it squatted down and began devouring that cake. and in that excitement, the dog took a piss and laid down that pile.
i think i like this vision better. this is what happened.
ok. good.
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So, why not say "thank you" with a birthday party and invite some doggie friends over for a good old backyard romp.
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This is ugly.
In honour of your birthday, I had to comment on the post that includes a birthday cake, albeit a bit mangled and a pile (as opposed to a heap or touch) of dog shit. I hope that you are having the most stupendous birthday. I love you. You are brilliant and one of my most treasured and favourite friends. Love, LaFawnda DeVine
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